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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Series 1: 3. Bone with the Wind
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Series 1: 3. Bone with the Wind
Contains adult humour.
When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'.
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29 mins
First shown
9:30pm 12 Mar 2001
Available for 5 months
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Series 5 Episodes
1. Death
With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss.
28 mins
2. Nobbly Bobbly
Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house.
28 mins
3. Shrink
Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them.
28 mins
4. Ecuador
Jonny's new car gives him women trouble. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for bedding Janet.
28 mins
5. Potato People
Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.
25 mins
6. Antlers
Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong.
28 mins
7. Crab
Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan.
28 mins
8. Fat
Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking.
28 mins
9. Stot or Pronk
Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz.
28 mins
10. Who's the Daddy?
Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his.
28 mins
11. Bababababa
When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention.
28 mins
12. God
Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna.
28 mins
13. Love 83199
Jonny goes for his dream job. Gaz and Donna get a dream house. Louise finds a dream date.
28 mins
14. Near, Far
Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Louise struggles to keep Mick.
28 mins
