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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Series 5

Episode 7 of 14

Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn. Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan to save the day. Louise gets sentenced for shooting Jonny.

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Role	Contributor
Donna	Natalie Casey
Louise	Kathryn Drysdale
Jonny	Ralf Little
Gaz	Will Mellor
Janet	Sheridan Smith

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