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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Series 5 Episodes

Back up to: Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

  1. Near, Far

    14/14 Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Louise struggles to keep Mick.

  2. Love 83199

    13/14 Jonny goes for his dream job. Gaz and Donna get a dream house. Louise finds a dream date.

  3. God

    12/14 Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna.

  4. Bababababa

    11/14 When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. (R)

  5. Who's the Daddy?

    10/14 Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his. (R)

  6. Stot or Pronk

    9/14 Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz. (R)

  7. Fat

    8/14 Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking. (R)

  8. Crab

    7/14 Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan. (R)

  9. Antlers

    6/14 Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. (R)

  10. Potato People

    5/14 Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.

  11. Ecuador

    4/14 Jonny's new car gives him women trouble. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for bedding Janet.

  12. Shrink

    3/14 Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them.

  13. Nobbly Bobbly

    2/14 Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house.

  14. Death

    1/14 With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss.